- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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