knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What page are you on The gay page.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

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