What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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woman's rights

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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