- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A fat guy!

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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