- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

poopy is poopy

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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