why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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