What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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