- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A blonde dies Lololol

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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