The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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