- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

you will like this because i am black.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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