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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

My cat just died.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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