i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Ross.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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