- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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