- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the dog die? He was old

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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