- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why do fat people commit suicide

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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