What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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good looking women

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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