Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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