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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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