if you don't like this you're gay

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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