- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

an ethopian thanksgiving

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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