What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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