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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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