A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

thumb_up thumb_down +12

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Women's Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

thumb_up thumb_down +12

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

thumb_up thumb_down +12

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops