- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A guy walks into a bar

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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