- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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