Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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