- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

No

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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