- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Charlie Sheen is winning

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A black man walks out of a police station

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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