A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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andrew wagner

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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no rasist joks

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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penis in the camel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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