What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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