whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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