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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Democracy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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