- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Okay.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

No your aunties a joke

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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