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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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