- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

the sky is green no it is not

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's long and black The unemployment line

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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