- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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