- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

guess what what ...

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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