- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

One, two, three, four and five

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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