Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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