- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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