Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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