My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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