- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

knock knock who's there? faith

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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