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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

who is not good looking? mon morello

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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