Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Your mums a potato

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Smelly Indians.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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