- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

This is an anti-joke.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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