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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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