Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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