Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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good looking women

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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