- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Albino African Americans

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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