Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Matthew Wyckoff

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How did the black person die? Of old age

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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