- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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