Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

who do we all like george goodburn

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Antoni Wilkinsin

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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