- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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