- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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