Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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