- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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