- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Yellow People !!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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