- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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