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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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