Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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