- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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