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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

race-car = rac-ecar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

So a horse walks into a barn.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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