What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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