Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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