- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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