- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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