- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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