- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

I'm homeless.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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