A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

The GOV and the WHO?

i love to lick...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

._____________________. Whale!

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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