- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

u know whats a crime? rape

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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