What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why are white people white? I don't know

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

knock knock... ...no answer

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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