- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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