The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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