- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Women deserve equal rights.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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