Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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