knock knock... ...no answer

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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