When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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