- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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