- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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