What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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