- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Carrot fingers

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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