- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

The chickens have become self-aware!

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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