- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What is the difference?

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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