How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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