- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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