An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Poop

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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