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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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