What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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