- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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