Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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These Jokes suck.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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