A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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