Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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black chicken. kfc

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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