- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

eh

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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