- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Who wants water? I do.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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