- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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