- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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