- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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