What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

justin beiber sucks

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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