- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Knock knock Fuck off!

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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