- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

a chinese man pays the full price

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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