What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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