- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

knock knock come in

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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