Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Turkey Balls

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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