- Anti Joke

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.