- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

say it ten times fast: oh

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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