Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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