- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

ask me if im a door yes

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

This is not funny.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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