- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Wanna hear a joke? no

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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