what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Anti Joke

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