- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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