- Anti Joke

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man