What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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