- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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