- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Drew Knowles is gay

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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