- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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