a dyslexic man walked his god.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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rocky is here again.......................

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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