- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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