Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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how much fish could a chicken

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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