- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Equal rights!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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