- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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