Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

penis. nuff said.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

womens rights

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Anti Joke

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