- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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