What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Knock Knock Come in

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

why did the black guy die? cancer

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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