Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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