What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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