What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Jack Stevens

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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