- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, I went to Peru.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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