- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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