- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

roses are red poo is poo

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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