- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Knock, Knock Who's There

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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