- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Gay rights.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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